Patrick Quote #101
Quote from Patrick in The Bachelor Party
Patrick: That's uh, that's not exactly how it works, Mrs. Rose. We do actually have to try first. Okay. So, the numbers for the combination on Darwin's journal are gonna be on finches with red beaks. "Travelling east to west, the numbers on the beaks will get you to the nest."
Johnny: I have a compass on my phone. Uh, when do we get our phones back?
Patrick: Well, you don't actually need a compass, Mr. Rose. It's, uh, more like a brain teaser. So, uh, we'll cover more ground if we pair off into teams. So Stevie and Mr. Rose, uh, Alexis and, and David, and, uh, Mrs. Rose, why don't you help me out?
Moira: Oh, I'd love nothing more, Patrick.
Patrick: Mrs. Rose, I'm sensing you that you might be a little bit distracted, but unfortunately, there is a time limit on us getting out of here.
Moira: [chuckles] Oh, I used to share your philosophic optimism, dear, but know the reality is, we're never getting out of here.
Patrick: I wouldn't be so sure. Just found a finch. The first number is six, people!
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Quote from Alexis
Producer: Just hit record.
Alexis: [imitating Moira] "Try one of our in-flight meals, if you dare... at Larry Air." I'm sorry, this is not... This is not good, so... Hmm, hmm, hmm!
Quote from Moira
Producer: Okay. Whenever you're ready, Moira. Just start at the top, and high energy.
Moira: Con brio, Si! [clears throat] "We really care... at Larry Air." I like that, it's snappy. "We really care..."
Producer: Just roll right through. Just go on to the next line, please.
Moira: "A deal so rare, it's Larry Air." "Never flown Larry Air? Try Larry Air." Oh, that's a touch uninspired. Alexis [whispers] Alexis! I'd rather not use that one.
Alexis: Okay, so I'm being told just to read through them all and then we'll figure it out after, okay? And higher energy.
Moira: Higher... [clears throat] "Get your derriere on Larry Air... " That's a bit chummy for an airline. Couldn't we maybe take a moment to rework some of these?
Producer: The client's not here. It's my job just to get you to say the words.
Moira: [sighs] "Larry Air. We'll take you from there... to here... " Now that should switched, shouldn't it? You should... Alexis, I can't work like this!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I've used the clues to turn the dials on the flashlight, and it spells out England. So, thank you, my weekend with Tom Hardy... England is here.
Johnny: It says something.
Alexis: "I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old." Candle.
Stevie: How are you doing this?
Alexis: [gasps] What?
Patrick: Laser. Laser's pointing at...
Alexis: Okay, I got this, Patrick. Okay, this is an ancient Egyptian symbol for stability. My friend Prairie got one tattooed on her lower-back in seventh grade.
David: Okay, what does that mean?!
Alexis: It means that we need to find something from Egypt. So like mummies, Rami Malek, a... a pyramid.
David: What?
Alexis: And there it is.