David Quote #553
Quote from David in The Bachelor Party
David: Okay, isn't that a Jodie Foster movie?
Patrick: No, David, that is Panic Room. An escape room is like a, a fun group game where you're trapped in a room and you have to solve all these puzzles to get out.
David: [laughs] You lost me at fun group game. I'm sorry, my family agreed to this?
Stevie: Your family hasn't responded to a single email, so they will be doing what we tell them to do.
David: Is there anything else on my list that we could do this evening?
Stevie: If you could come up with the money for the Tahitian dolphin cruise, I'd happily change plans. No?
David: Don't say a word.
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Quote from Alexis
Producer: Just hit record.
Alexis: [imitating Moira] "Try one of our in-flight meals, if you dare... at Larry Air." I'm sorry, this is not... This is not good, so... Hmm, hmm, hmm!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I've used the clues to turn the dials on the flashlight, and it spells out England. So, thank you, my weekend with Tom Hardy... England is here.
Johnny: It says something.
Alexis: "I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old." Candle.
Stevie: How are you doing this?
Alexis: [gasps] What?
Patrick: Laser. Laser's pointing at...
Alexis: Okay, I got this, Patrick. Okay, this is an ancient Egyptian symbol for stability. My friend Prairie got one tattooed on her lower-back in seventh grade.
David: Okay, what does that mean?!
Alexis: It means that we need to find something from Egypt. So like mummies, Rami Malek, a... a pyramid.
David: What?
Alexis: And there it is.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Before we find ourselves ebrious with hooch and happiness, may I say how very proud all of us are on this day of days.
David: Well, we did say no speeches, so...
Moira: Your father...
Stevie: Guess they listened.
Moira: With his pecuniary savvy and intrepidation has turned what began as a katzenjammer of a day into one filled with faith, hope and love.
Johnny: Well, thank you, sweetheart.