Alexis Quote #433
Quote from Alexis in The Presidential Suite
Ted: They wanna make me a permanent part of the research team in the Galapagos.
Alexis: Okay, define permanent.
Ted: It's a three year contract.
Alexis: Okay, that's a long time.
Ted: Yeah, I just, I keep waiting for things to get easier for us.
Alexis: So um, what are you gonna tell them?
Ted: I, I don't know, I mean I had three plane rides to think about it and, and I wanted to have a solution by the time I got here, but... seeing you, I don't wanna lose this.
Alexis: Okay, so what do we, what do we do? Do I like move to the Galapagos?
Ted: Or I move back here.
Alexis: And turn down your dream job. Okay, this just got like very heavy. I feel like I'm sweating, I also feel like very cold.
Ted: Yeah. I, I took the weekend because I want us to have a few days to talk about it, but then...
Alexis: Yeah, no, the milk, I know. Um, Ted, I think I'm gonna need a minute. You know that I can't make big decisions under pressure, that's how I ended up with a pixie cut at prom.
Ted: There has to be a way through this.
Alexis: I liked this a whole lot more before we started talking.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Presidential Suite’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Is everything okay? It's okay to admit that I tuckered you out.
Ted: No, it's, it's not that.
Alexis: Okay, then what is it?
Ted: I just thought that it was important that we have this conversation in person.
Alexis: You're starting to sound like me trying to end things with B-Rock on the Backstreet Boys Millennium Tour.
Quote from Moira
Roland: You know that staycation we've been talking about? Why don't we just do that here?
Johnny: Well, Roland, that-that sounds good, but, uh, that just can't happen. As a new business owner it's dangerous to treat your assets as personal possessions.
Moira: That's my John. At Rose Video, he made me purchase the Blu-ray of my gritty feminist police drama, "Miranda Rights".
Jocelyn: I rented that three times. Miranda is so sassy when she went undercover for that wet T-shirt contest.
Quote from Ted
Alexis: Okay, here's what I'm thinking, we do that like three to four more times, and then we go on a romantic walk to your house and we like hang out there for a little bit.
Ted: Yeah um, that plan sounds really active, Alexis.
Alexis: Mm-hmm.
Ted: But, uh, my mom's staying at my place and, uh, I'd rather not walk in on her and her Zumba instructor. Don't wanna have to zoom back here.