David Quote #536
Quote from David in Moira Rosé
David: How was your class, Alexis?
Alexis: Um, it was a big success. Thank you for asking. Everyone had a great time and the clients were like super impressed.
David: Oh, that's good. I wonder if that means they'll give you priority boarding when you enter the gateway?
Alexis: Oh my God, Stevie did this, didn't she?
David: Now, do the step machines actually lift off the ground, or are the step machines just there to help you practice for when you walk onto the spaceship?
Patrick: Come on, David, she didn't know.
Alexis: Thank you!
Patrick: But now that you do, does it just make the journey to the gateway that much more meaningful?
Alexis: Okay, you know what? Honestly, this whole situation is starting to gross me out. It's like I'm sharing a room with my twin brothers who kiss.
David: Mm! [David and Patrick kiss]
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‘Moira Rosé’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Roland: I remember when Jocelyn's dad gave me the talk. I mean, he was trying to talk me out of getting married, but she was 9 months pregnant at the time, so he really didn't have a leg to stand on. But I'll tell you, I could not get out of that sauna fast enough. No way!
Quote from Jocelyn
Jocelyn: Alexis, can I still go on the trip? I'm not saying that I need it. It's just last weekend I snuck Roland Jr. Into the ball room at Ikea, just so I could eat a meatball by myself.
Quote from Moira
Moira: You and Patrick are two good grapes. Different notes, different tannins, but... together, you've managed to make one perfect blend.
David: Thank you.
Moira: That being said...
David: Oh my God.
Moira: If I may impart a slice of marital sagacity: you and I, we're two potent grapes. You know, there's a lot of your father in Patrick.
David: Don't need that.
Moira: But just because their notes are subtle doesn't mean they require any less attention.
David: Says the woman who literally convinced me to leave my partner alone at home, watching a baseball game.
Moira: You know I'm right. Your father and I have produced beautiful wine together for over forty years.
David: Ew.
Moira: And I have absolutely no doubt that your relationship with Patrick is going to get even better with age.