Alexis Quote #429
Quote from Alexis in Moira Rosé
Alexis: Yeah. Um, hey! Citrus?
Citrus: Yeah?
Alexis: Well, first of all, so great to finally experience what we're marketing.
Citrus: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Alexis.
Alexis: [chuckles] Although, from a marketing perspective, I think it'd be really helpful to just like... clarify some of the language that we're using.
Citrus: Okay. Like what?
Alexis: Well, first of all, I noticed that you referred to, um, like "demons" a lot.
Citrus: Well, we all have demons!
Alexis: Yes, and I get that. Carbs. Am I right? [both laugh]
Citrus: Right. But I'm also talking about actual demons.
Alexis: Yes... Okay. I guess I'm just asking for the people signing up right now, um, is the gateway like a symbol for something or is it like an actual gateway?
Citrus: Oh! It's, it's a symbol.
Alexis: Okay, good. [both laugh]
Citrus: But it's also a literal gateway into the sky.
Alexis: Gotcha.
Citrus: I hope that cleared everything up.
Alexis: Totally.
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‘Moira Rosé’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Roland: I remember when Jocelyn's dad gave me the talk. I mean, he was trying to talk me out of getting married, but she was 9 months pregnant at the time, so he really didn't have a leg to stand on. But I'll tell you, I could not get out of that sauna fast enough. No way!
Quote from Jocelyn
Jocelyn: Alexis, can I still go on the trip? I'm not saying that I need it. It's just last weekend I snuck Roland Jr. Into the ball room at Ikea, just so I could eat a meatball by myself.
Quote from Moira
Moira: You and Patrick are two good grapes. Different notes, different tannins, but... together, you've managed to make one perfect blend.
David: Thank you.
Moira: That being said...
David: Oh my God.
Moira: If I may impart a slice of marital sagacity: you and I, we're two potent grapes. You know, there's a lot of your father in Patrick.
David: Don't need that.
Moira: But just because their notes are subtle doesn't mean they require any less attention.
David: Says the woman who literally convinced me to leave my partner alone at home, watching a baseball game.
Moira: You know I'm right. Your father and I have produced beautiful wine together for over forty years.
David: Ew.
Moira: And I have absolutely no doubt that your relationship with Patrick is going to get even better with age.