Ted Quote #76
Quote from Ted in The Wingman
Alexis: Um, but I guess we just wait it out? Seems like our only option.
Ted: [on Skype] Yeah, until somebody invents teleportation.
Alexis: Okay, well, um... nobody's home, so why don't we start by teleporting you out of that shirt?
Ted: That's not really how teleportation works, but I think that I can... [gasps] Aww... not again! I'm so sorry, uh, but the ants are back and, uh, I think what we're about to do probably wouldn't end very well if a fire ant was involved. Um, rain check?
Alexis: Rain check.
Ted: [sighs] I love you! [ends call]
Alexis: Uh, mm, oh! [quietly] Love you.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Wingman’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
Ted: [on Skype] Hey, babe!
Alexis: Hey, babe!
Ted: Oh my God! Where are you? Is that the ocean? I wish. It's a poster of the ocean. 'Cause I'm actually in Stewart's dorm room right now because mine got evacuated last night - small fire ants issue.
Alexis: Yikes! Hope everything's okay.
Ted: It was a real "Fyre Fest." [chuckles]
Quote from Moira
Barb: We are so very lucky to be joined this morning by Moira Rose. Well, ach!
Lizzie: Ach!
Barb: What a ride this has been!
Lizzie: Yes.
Moira: What a ride indeed, Barb! Oh, let me first assure your viewers that not a single crow was harmed, and as for the humans, oh, nothing but a little wounded pride... and one severed earlobe.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um... what's all this?
Moira: They just keep coming.
Alexis: Well, congratulations. That must mean everyone's happy.
Moira: Oh, very happy, yes. Thanks to your little attack of the corvidae, we are Interflix's number one stream of the day. Tied only with the fourth season of Caroline in the City.
Alexis: From Interflix. "To Alexis, congratulations and thank you. The competition is eating crow." [chuckles] "Love, your new best friends at Interflix."
Moira: They're all for you. Well, not those, those are from Joyce DeWitt.