Moira Quote #727
Quote from Moira in Maid of Honour
Moira: So how are you doing, Jocelyn? You seem to be wishing to discharge something from your chest today at rehearsal and... didn't get a chance.
Jocelyn: Uh, no, I'm fine.
Moira: You're fine. Why? Why do you hate my movie?
Jocelyn: I just saw the trailer.
Moira: Exactly! Yet you've already deemed it this year's John Carter.
Jocelyn: I never said that.
Moira: You didn't have to. Just the look in your eyes sent a chilling, wet gust of raspberries to my face.
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Moira: Hm.
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Roland: Okay, Johnny. As soon as we get this place up and running the first order of business is to restock the vending machine. Do you know that all they had was this Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs.
Johnny: All right, we're gonna have to get some brand names in there.
Roland: No, I'm saying get more of this. Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. You can't argue with that kind of math.