Stevie Quote #168
Quote from Stevie in Maid of Honour
Stevie: This is the flight attendant's uniform. Why am I wearing it, you ask? Because this morning I found out I was gonna be a flight attendant on a real flight.
Patrick: Wait, didn't you like just start?
Stevie: Uh, less than a week ago? Yeah. Mm-hmm. So how safe can the plane be if I'm the one in charge of saving people's lives?
Alexis: Yeah. Yikes. Not safe.
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Quote from Alexis
Stevie: Okay, I'm starting to realize that there's a lot more to this job than I thought.
Alexis: Tell me about it. I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro where nothing is illegal. Like nothing.
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Twyla: Were the crows nice?
Moira: Hm.
Twyla: My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me to take my bra off.
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Roland: Okay, Johnny. As soon as we get this place up and running the first order of business is to restock the vending machine. Do you know that all they had was this Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs.
Johnny: All right, we're gonna have to get some brand names in there.
Roland: No, I'm saying get more of this. Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. You can't argue with that kind of math.