Roland Quote #227
Quote from Roland in Maid of Honour
Johnny: Roland, I say we go to the police. We have to let them handle it.
Roland: And then what? We offer our guests a discount to stay in the middle of a crime scene.
Johnny: Then what do you suggest?
Roland: Let's stake out the place, Person comes back, takes their stuff, leaves, and we can change the locks. Johnny: Okay, we give it a day, see if the guy comes back.
Roland: Or gal. This is the 21st century, Johnny.
Johnny: Okay.
Roland: Let's get with it. Come on. I'm with it.
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