Roland Quote #225
Quote from Roland in Maid of Honour
Johnny: No, this place has good bones.
Roland: Oh, look... the maid forgot to pick up her tip.
Johnny: Is that a bag full of money?
Roland: Yeah, it's kinda a generous tip when you consider she didn't clean up this garbage and this loaded gun.
Johnny: All right. Don't point it, put it down. Put the gun down. Someone's clearly been squatting here. And by the looks of it, they don't appear to be on the up and up.
Roland: Well, maybe Benny and Betty left this here. And we just inherited a bag of money and a gun. If we're gonna split it up, I call the money.
Johnny: We're not taking the money, Roland. Whoever left it here is obviously coming back for it.
Roland: Why do you say that? I left a pack of chewing gum at the movie theater two weeks ago, and I haven't gone back for it.
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