David Quote #505
Quote from David in Maid of Honour
Alexis: Well, I'll just grab my bag, and come with.
David: You know what, I don't even know if that's necessary.
Alexis: Honestly, David, it's fine. I'm your maid of honor.
David: Um... hmm... Okay re: that. You weren't supposed to be here for six months, so I might have asked someone else.
Alexis: Okay. Well, I'm here now. So... who did you ask? If you say Ronnie...
Patrick: Oh, I don't think she would have said say yes.
David: Does not like him.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Maid of Honour’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Stevie: Okay, I'm starting to realize that there's a lot more to this job than I thought.
Alexis: Tell me about it. I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro where nothing is illegal. Like nothing.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Were the crows nice?
Moira: Hm.
Twyla: My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me to take my bra off.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Okay, Johnny. As soon as we get this place up and running the first order of business is to restock the vending machine. Do you know that all they had was this Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs.
Johnny: All right, we're gonna have to get some brand names in there.
Roland: No, I'm saying get more of this. Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. You can't argue with that kind of math.