Moira Quote #719
Quote from Moira in Maid of Honour
Moira: John, draw the curtains. David!
David: What?
Moira: We're going to watch the "Crows" trailer. No! No, go away. Perhaps I should screen it privately first.
David: Okay. Well, I'm here now. So the least you could do is show me it.
[curtains rasp]
Alexis: Dad!
Moira: John, it's practically obsidian in here!
Johnny: You just said close the curtains!
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Stevie: Okay, I'm starting to realize that there's a lot more to this job than I thought.
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Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Were the crows nice?
Moira: Hm.
Twyla: My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me to take my bra off.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Okay, Johnny. As soon as we get this place up and running the first order of business is to restock the vending machine. Do you know that all they had was this Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs.
Johnny: All right, we're gonna have to get some brand names in there.
Roland: No, I'm saying get more of this. Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. You can't argue with that kind of math.