David Quote #503
Quote from David in The Job Interview
Stevie: So, are you just never gonna talk to me ever again?
David: I asked you to roll up the window in the car. The highway smelled like manure.
Stevie: Okay. It just seems like you're upset.
David: Not upset. Just didn't feel like talking in the car. So...
Stevie: Okay.
David: Did Carol embarrass herself by sending me away in front of everybody? Absolutely. Was the entire group shocked by that decision? Seemed like it based on some people's faces. Now ask me if I care.
Stevie: Do you care...
David: Don't care! I don't care! [annoyed laugh]
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Job Interview’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: Alexis! Your father and I are going to meet for a celebratory lunch when he's done at the bank, and... I was supposed to invite you to join us.
Alexis: Yeah, I'm a little busy.
Moira: What in God's name do you have there? Please tell me it's not a Testudine.
Alexis: No, it's a turtle.
Moira: Alexis! Turtles do not pets make. The poor things are riddled with a myriad of diseases. You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cutlet.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: My mom had a turtle dove that was eaten by her ex-fiancé's snake. That was a bad sign.
Alexis: Oh my God.
Twyla: And it happened on Valentine's Day.
Alexis: Mm.
Twyla: And her fiancé was a Satanist.
Quote from Ted
Alexis: Well, I guess if this is what you look like after finding some gross fly, I can forgive you for being away for so long.
Ted: [on Skype] I've actually been bench pressing 100-pound tortoises because there's no gym here.
Alexis: Ted! Stop making me jealous of turtles.
Ted: Tortoises, but I do have "tur-tell" you that I've been thinking about you, a lot, especially at nighttime.