Alexis Quote #394
Quote from Alexis in Smoke Signals
Stevie: Can I see your phone? Okay. Um, think I've found the problem... your flight's not leaving for another month.
Alexis: What?! Give me that! No, it says right here, 0-7-0-8.
Stevie: Yeah, but it's day before month, so you're not leaving on July 8th, you're leaving on August 7th.
Alexis: What? Ugh, and my stupid ticket doesn't allow for any changes. Ugh! What am I supposed to do?
Stevie: Well, maybe you could start by telling David that you messed up and he can book the venue after all!
Alexis: Okay, I would literally rather sleep at the airport for a month.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Smoke Signals’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: How mercurial is life? We all imagine being carried from the ashes by the Goddess Artemis and here I get a balatron from Barnum and Bailey. [small laugh]
Roland: Okay. I, I have no idea what that means, but it doesn't sound good.
Quote from Moira
Moira: We seem to have found ourselves alone again, Mr. Rose.
Johnny: Moira, that was 15 years ago!
Moira: Mm-hm?
Johnny: What if someone sees us?
Moira: Who knows what will befall us tomorrow, John? You could be hit by a Mack truck, or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris!
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Well, you're here now, Moira, and so am I. And, with your career behind you, we'll be able to... take advantage of more days like this. Does this not remind you of that wellness retreat we went to in Evian, right after Alexis ended things with Sean Penn?
Moira: Yes. You and I wandered down to the lake, ne'ery a person to be found. Bid adieu to our clothing and let the cool sting of the mineral water remind us that we were, in fact, alive and well.
Johnny: I lost my Patek Philippe in that lake, but I wouldn't have had it any other way.