David Quote #466
David: Is it bleeding?
Patrick: I don't know, my shoe is on.
David: Okay. Yeah, I don't see anything, but we should still put something on it, because I don't trust where that stick has been. Now, which of these backpacks have the first aid kit in it?
Patrick: I didn't bring one. It was either the first aid kit, or the ice packs. I wanna go home, David! This whole day's been a bust.
David: Well, that's not happening, so...
Patrick: What is that?
David: It's hand sanitizer, it can be used as a disinfectant. You think I'd come to a picnic without it? Okay, there we go. We'll reapply later, but at least I don't have to worry about gangrene.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Hike’ Quotes
Quote from Patrick
David: What's going on?
Patrick: So I used to come on this hike a lot, when I first moved here, and I was, uh, I was developing feelings for this guy I had just gotten into business with. And I didn't know what to do about it because I didn't know if that guy had the same feelings. Or if I'd ever be able to muster up the courage to let him know how I felt. And now, here he is. The love of my life, standing in front of me. [David sobs] And this just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me.
David: [sobs] Wha- Are you sure?
Patrick: Easiest decision of my life.
David: [laughs; Patrick and David kiss] Are these 24-karat? It's a yes, it's a yes! I love you.
Quote from Moira
Roland: Wow, Johnny, are you okay?
Moira: How long has this affliction been operative?
Johnny: Yeah, I felt a little tightening this morning, Moira, when I picked up that box of programs from the printer's, but I'm good.
Moira: John, how was I to know you were in peril? You keep everything inside, like a bashful clam!
Quote from Moira
Dr. Lipman: Hi, I'm Doctor Lipman. We're gonna take you back for some tests.
Johnny: Good.
Moira: Is "tests" code for open heart surgery? You can tell me, I once played a nurse on "M.A.S.H."