Johnny Quote #243
Quote from Johnny in The Hospies
Johnny: Your weekend plans got pushed, or..?
Stevie: Uh no, just cancelled. It was a stupid idea anyways. I don't know what I was thinking.
Johnny: Okay, well, you know what, if it's okay with you, why don't we beat the traffic, and just just head home, 'cause I gotta be honest, I'm I'm feeling awfully tired, actually.
Stevie: Mr. Rose, I know how important this is to you.
Johnny: Oh, Stevie, we got what we came for. Well, we didn't actually get it, they took it back. I mean, what kind of cheap-ass award show takes back an award?!
Stevie: Mr. Rose, I don't think I can go back out there.
Johnny: Well, tell you what, you stay here, I'll grab your bag, and maybe a few shrimp for the road?
Stevie: Yeah, thanks.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Hospies’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: [singing] Are you ready? Let's do it. I'm a Lamborghini I'm a Hollywood star I'm a little bit tipsy When I drive my car I'm expensive sushi I'm a cute, huge yacht I'm a little bit single Even when I'm not Ah! Ah! I'm little bit I'm a little bit I'm a little bit of la la la-la-la-la-la A little bit Alexis La la la-la-la-la-la A little bit Alexis
Jocelyn: Oh wow, okay. [stops music]
Alexis: La-la-la.
Jocelyn: Just wonderful.
Alexis: Okay, yeah, I still actually had a few more verses. And in the last verse, I really get to showcase my range.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Well, hello, you!
Stevie: Mrs. Rose, what are you doing here?
Moira: I thought you and I might celebrate your big award!
Stevie: Come in. Oh, thank you.
Moira: And I was made aware there was a loss, as well.
Stevie: Yeah. Turns out, someone who's been working the front desk of a motel her whole life isn't exactly a turn-on.
Moira: I was speaking of his loss. Stevie, underneath the brambly tartan blousant is a chrysalis, just bursting with potential.
Quote from Alexis
Jocelyn: Well, I'm sure that Alexis has a song that she could sing for the audition.
Alexis: Audition? Okay, do I have to remind you about the album that I released?
Jocelyn: Moira, what's the worst that can happen?
Moira: Besides the inevitable accusations of nepotism!
Johnny: Well, for what it's worth, Alexis, I always thought "Hamptons Hoes" was quite catchy.
Alexis: Boop!