Patrick Quote #68
Quote from Patrick in The Hospies
Ronnie: I was hoping to get my hands on a few more in an hour or so, but that is TBC at this point.
Patrick: Okay, Ronnie, uh, this installation was just supposed to last two days. And now half of our store is covered in tarps, and David's organized some writers' retreat for tomorrow night.
David: It's a calligraphy workshop.
Ronnie: We're working as fast as we can, you have my cell!
David: Could you have not at least asked her to finesse the tarps? I mean, there's green tape everywhere!
Patrick: The tarps aren't staying up, David. This bathroom's getting finished today, because that's what we discussed, that's what's gonna happen.
David: Okay, it's just that you waited until after she left to put your lil' foot down, so I'm just not sure if she's aware of that plan.
Patrick: She obviously thinks we're a couple of pushovers.
David: Okay, speak for yourself. All I did was pick out some gorgeous tile.
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Quote from Alexis
Alexis: [singing] Are you ready? Let's do it. I'm a Lamborghini I'm a Hollywood star I'm a little bit tipsy When I drive my car I'm expensive sushi I'm a cute, huge yacht I'm a little bit single Even when I'm not Ah! Ah! I'm little bit I'm a little bit I'm a little bit of la la la-la-la-la-la A little bit Alexis La la la-la-la-la-la A little bit Alexis
Jocelyn: Oh wow, okay. [stops music]
Alexis: La-la-la.
Jocelyn: Just wonderful.
Alexis: Okay, yeah, I still actually had a few more verses. And in the last verse, I really get to showcase my range.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Well, hello, you!
Stevie: Mrs. Rose, what are you doing here?
Moira: I thought you and I might celebrate your big award!
Stevie: Come in. Oh, thank you.
Moira: And I was made aware there was a loss, as well.
Stevie: Yeah. Turns out, someone who's been working the front desk of a motel her whole life isn't exactly a turn-on.
Moira: I was speaking of his loss. Stevie, underneath the brambly tartan blousant is a chrysalis, just bursting with potential.
Quote from Alexis
Jocelyn: Well, I'm sure that Alexis has a song that she could sing for the audition.
Alexis: Audition? Okay, do I have to remind you about the album that I released?
Jocelyn: Moira, what's the worst that can happen?
Moira: Besides the inevitable accusations of nepotism!
Johnny: Well, for what it's worth, Alexis, I always thought "Hamptons Hoes" was quite catchy.
Alexis: Boop!