Johnny Quote #233
Quote from Johnny in A Whisper of Desire
Johnny: Hey, Stevie. [to female guest] Excuse me, I'll just be a minute. I just heard from Alexis that Ted's mom, Cheryl, will be coming in from Elm Ridge, and joining us for the weekend. So uh, I'd like to just keep an eye out for her, okay? She's a lovely woman, very striking, full-figured-
Stevie: Mr. Rose!
Cheryl: It's Cheryl Mullens.
Johnny: Cheryl!
Cheryl: Yes!
Johnny: Oh, I-I-I I didn't recognize you there for some reason.
Cheryl: Well, I lost 80 pounds, I changed my diet, and I started taking Zumba classes.
Johnny: Well, good for Zumba.
Cheryl: And you haven't changed at all, Johnny. Still as handsome as ever.
Johnny: Oh, well, there you go.
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Quote from Moira
Moira: And who, may I ask, is bold enough to scale this cultural monolith?
Patrick: Jocelyn's actually directing for the community theatre, so.
Moira: Jocelyn?
David: That's very ambitious of Jocelyn.
Patrick: Yeah, well, I just thought it could be a fun thing to do.
Moira: Yes, the exact sentiment expressed by the passengers as they stepped aboard the Titanic.
David: Okay, well, that's really encouraging.
Moira: What?! They were having a rip-roaring bash before that bloody iceberg.
Quote from Roland
David: Roland. You brought a baby into the store.
Roland: Shhh. Yeah. And I don't know why I haven't brought him in sooner, this place is perfect.
David: Thank you so much.
Roland: Yeah, they say that babies fall asleep quickest when they're surrounded by an eerie, almost crypt-like silence.
David: What can I do to shorten your stay in my store, Roland?
Roland: Oh, uh, Joce wanted me to pick up uh, some of this. This organic applesauce. Organic. Listen to me! Who am I? Gwyneth Paltrow?
Quote from Moira
Jocelyn: Moira since you have the strong personal connection to "Cabaret", do you think that you could help me?
Moira: No, this is your bébé, Jocelyn, and an artistic cradle robber, I am not.
Jocelyn: Okay, it's just that I have this actual baby at home, plus a whole lot of term papers to grade.
Moira: I wouldn't want to step on anyone's toes. But if you would indulge me a promenade along memory lane, I'd love to sit in on the auditions.
Jocelyn: Okay, if that's as much as you're willing to contribute. All righty.
Moira: It's settled, then. Consider me a silent monarch on the wall.