Alexis Quote #342

Quote from Alexis in Housewarming

Alexis: Honey, I'm home.
Ted: Oh, shouldn't I be the one saying that?
Alexis: A little something to celebrate the end of the week.
Ted: Yeah.
Alexis: Whoop!
Ted: Uh, except it's Neuterpalooza week at work, and I still have two days of spaying and neutering ahead of me.
Alexis: Oh, let's stop saying "neutering", 'cause it's killing my buzz!

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 ‘Housewarming’ Quotes

Quote from Moira

Moira: Well, I'm off. [baby cries]
Johnny: All right, have fun, sweetheart.
Moira: You realize the bébé is crying?
Johnny: I do, yes.
Moira: Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?

Quote from Moira

Moira: Oh, if it weren't for Joyce Dewitt insisting on wearing those pigtails, this movie could've been a hit! We're supposed to be astrophysicists, it just takes you out of it. And yet, she, she gets the close up!
Johnny: Well, that was shocking.
Moira: I know, right? And I get the aerial shot for my love scene.
Johnny: No, no, I'm talking about the kid. To think this little thing could create so much destruction.
Moira: Oh, you've completed the diaper substitution. Aren't you the Sephardic Mr. Clean!

Quote from Moira

Johnny: Ooh! I think I just found the issue. It might be in the diaper.
Moira: Oh, it was the bébé. I'm so relieved!
Johnny: Yeah, I think they left extra diapers. They assumed we'd take care of it. You wanna grab the rubber gloves?
Moira: They're Tom Ford, John, no! And they wouldn't fit you anyway.
Johnny: The cleaning gloves under the sink.