David Quote #388
Quote from David in Housewarming
David: Okay. Walk me through the high school idea. Models and teen actors are just gonna lounge around in their bras and thongs, and take Polaroids of themselves all night?
Patrick: What was your high school experience like?
David: What was yours like? Besides, where are we going to find a salad bowl of E this last minute?
Patrick: You know, I think this could be kind of a a fun opportunity for you to rewrite your past a little bit.
David: Mmm-hmm. It's just that my parents have spent like, an astounding amount of money on therapy to try to do that already. So forgive me for not wanting to run back into the fire.
Patrick: What happened to you?
David: Nothing, really, I just didn't like it.
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‘Housewarming’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: Well, I'm off. [baby cries]
Johnny: All right, have fun, sweetheart.
Moira: You realize the bébé is crying?
Johnny: I do, yes.
Moira: Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, if it weren't for Joyce Dewitt insisting on wearing those pigtails, this movie could've been a hit! We're supposed to be astrophysicists, it just takes you out of it. And yet, she, she gets the close up!
Johnny: Well, that was shocking.
Moira: I know, right? And I get the aerial shot for my love scene.
Johnny: No, no, I'm talking about the kid. To think this little thing could create so much destruction.
Moira: Oh, you've completed the diaper substitution. Aren't you the Sephardic Mr. Clean!
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Ooh! I think I just found the issue. It might be in the diaper.
Moira: Oh, it was the bébé. I'm so relieved!
Johnny: Yeah, I think they left extra diapers. They assumed we'd take care of it. You wanna grab the rubber gloves?
Moira: They're Tom Ford, John, no! And they wouldn't fit you anyway.
Johnny: The cleaning gloves under the sink.