Roland Quote #167
Quote from Roland in The Plant
Johnny: Welcome to the Rosebud Motel, Mr. Kaplan. Johnny Rose, and it's a pleasure to, uh...
Alexis: Johnny is our Manager, so just let me know if you need anything from him. And this is Roland, he is our Guest Services Liaison.
Roland: Yes, and it's actually pronounced "lee-as-on." And my name is actually pronounced "Ro-lahnd." And if there's anything you need, please tell me. Room service, turn-down service, valet service...
Johnny: Okay, Rolahnd, those are a few items that might be tricky to pull off, but we do have coffee and pastries every morning.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Plant’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Patrick: I've actually seen a few photos of this place, it looks pretty good.
David: Yeah, the facade would indicate otherwise, but I trust you on this.
Patrick: Oh. You know, when I moved here and got a room with Ray, I didn't know how long I was gonna be staying.
David: Mmm-hmm.
Patrick: And now here we are.
Ray: For me this is bittersweet because on the one hand, I could lose you as a roommate, Patrick, but on the other, I would gain the commission.
Quote from Moira
Jocelyn: I'm here! I got a sitter!
Moira: Oh, Jocelyn, I'm afraid that dirigible has ascended.
Jocelyn: But I'm here on time.
Moira: Yes, you are, but we started an hour early. Ronnie has a massage.
Jocelyn: You moved the rehearsal for Ronnie's massage?
Moira: Well, it was also conducive to Twyla's schedule. It's hard for her to juggle, what with the cafe.
Jocelyn: Oh, is it hard for her? To juggle? And none of you here thought to tell me about this little time change?
Moira: You said you couldn't make it because of the bébé.
Quote from Ray
Patrick: Fireplace?
David: Yeah, which I'm sure would heat the room quite quickly, considering it's just one big open space.
Patrick: I like the exposed brick. It's actually a pretty decent size.
David: Yeah. Speaking of size, Ray, I've yet to see a closet. Is there a is there a walk-in that I'm missing?
Ray: Oh, the closet is right over here. This is what small-space realtors refer to as, a "step-in" closet.