David Quote #368
Quote from David in Love Letters
David: Would you like some cheese?
Robber: Uh yeah, I'll take some cheese.
David: God forbid he be specific. I guess throw in some brie, some aged cheddar.
Stevie: Uh, that tapenade goes good with the brie.
David: Tapenades, great, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stevie: Do you have bad skin?
Robber:Yeah, sure, just hurry it up!
David: There you go. [to Stevie] Could you help the man with the door? His hands are full.
Stevie: Sorry. Thank you.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Love Letters’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Patrick: It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I can understand taking the wine, but who steals a jar of tapenade? And the brie?!
David: Yeah, the brie. Stevie? The brie?
Stevie: Well, at least we know if the cops don't get him, his cholesterol will.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice.
Ted: Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run that we're supposed to be going on, but I don't think you can run in those.
Alexis: Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn!
Jocelyn: Moira, you're back. Did you just let yourself in?
Moira: I have been knocking on your door since the beginning of time! Although now that I'm standing here, it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all. I suppose we'll never know, will we?