David Quote #367
Quote from David in Love Letters
Robber: Can someone put something in a bag, please?!
David: Um, we only have cloth totes, I hope that's okay.
Robber: Whatever!
David: Would you like some wine?
Robber: Okay, yeah, yes, put some booze in a bag.
David: Do you drink red wine, or white wine? Maybe some chilled rose in the back?
Stevie: I'll get it!
Robber: I'm not letting you go into the back! What else?
Stevie: Cheese goes good with wine.
David: Suddenly she's a sales associate.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Love Letters’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Patrick: It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I can understand taking the wine, but who steals a jar of tapenade? And the brie?!
David: Yeah, the brie. Stevie? The brie?
Stevie: Well, at least we know if the cops don't get him, his cholesterol will.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice.
Ted: Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run that we're supposed to be going on, but I don't think you can run in those.
Alexis: Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn!
Jocelyn: Moira, you're back. Did you just let yourself in?
Moira: I have been knocking on your door since the beginning of time! Although now that I'm standing here, it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all. I suppose we'll never know, will we?