Johnny Quote #218
Quote from Johnny in The Crowening
Stevie: Mr. Rose, I-I hope that someday I find someone who I can stand long enough to feel a little lost when they're not around.
Johnny: [sighs heavily] I'm exhausted. Eight days, Stevie. That's the longest we've gone without seeing each other. No matter where we were, and yeah, we've managed to keep it up for almost 40 years.
Stevie: Well, see? It makes sense that you're a little out of sorts without her.
Johnny: I'll tell you what's not out of sorts anymore, that shed! [chuckles]
Stevie: Yeah, well, now that you're done with the shed, maybe you could start sharing the jobs with Roland again?
Johnny: Yeah, well, you're right, Stevie, and I will call Roland. It's just I'm so tired... From all the work I've been doing, so I'm thinking maybe you could...
Stevie: No, it's just not my job.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Crowening’ Quotes
Quote from David
Patrick: I have to say, David, I'm a little shocked that you agreed to do this. I know how fearful you are of heights.
David: Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me sound like some Dickensian orphan with a chronic illness. It's more an aversion.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Nothing is a sure thing. Which is why you should look at every opportunity as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.
Blair: I would hardly call this an opportunity!
Moira: I-I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.
Blair: Okay, what's your point?
Moira: We were number one. Every project has potential. If you allow yourself to see it, and give it the respect it deserves, others just may follow suit.
Blair: Yeah, I really wouldn't know where to start with this one.
Moira: Hmm. Well, here are my revisions. If you care to discuss them, I'll be running lines in the nest.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose, the special is cream of mushroom soup. We don't actually have to-go containers for that, so I've just double-bagged it. Would you like a spoon or a straw?