Johnny Quote #217
Quote from Johnny in The Crowening
Johnny: Hey, Stevie, don't mind me. Just coming in for a quick cup of rocket fuel.
Stevie: Nobody drinks that rocket fuel, Mr. Rose.
Johnny: I know it tastes like something I found in that gutter out there, but uh it's the pick-me-up I need to finish reorganizing the shed.
Stevie: [exasperated sigh] You're reorganizing the shed? That's not on the calendar 'til next week.
Johnny: Yeah well, with my evenings free, I mean, normally at this time Moira and I are deciding on dinner plans, but, uh...
Stevie: Okay, Mr. Rose, I know I might be overstepping here, but I just wanted you to know that it's okay to miss your wife.
Johnny: No, it's just an adjustment, that's all. I mean, we're making adjustments all the time. Yesterday I couldn't drink this coffee, and now... We've been serving this to guests the whole time?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Crowening’ Quotes
Quote from David
Patrick: I have to say, David, I'm a little shocked that you agreed to do this. I know how fearful you are of heights.
David: Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me sound like some Dickensian orphan with a chronic illness. It's more an aversion.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Nothing is a sure thing. Which is why you should look at every opportunity as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.
Blair: I would hardly call this an opportunity!
Moira: I-I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.
Blair: Okay, what's your point?
Moira: We were number one. Every project has potential. If you allow yourself to see it, and give it the respect it deserves, others just may follow suit.
Blair: Yeah, I really wouldn't know where to start with this one.
Moira: Hmm. Well, here are my revisions. If you care to discuss them, I'll be running lines in the nest.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose, the special is cream of mushroom soup. We don't actually have to-go containers for that, so I've just double-bagged it. Would you like a spoon or a straw?