David Quote #360
Quote from David in The Crowening
David: Anyway, it turns out Alexis's relationship is in trouble.
Patrick: What?
David: Yeah, I know. Struggling. She practically begged us to join them at the park this afternoon, probably for emotional support.
Patrick: Wow, we just saw them, they seemed totally fine.
David: I know. Yeah. Well, they're in need of a generator, if you know what I mean.
Patrick: Well, I don't, but, uh, if you think it'll help a bad situation, I guess we could duck out a little early today. It will just mean we'll have to start early tomorrow.
David: Mmm-hmm. You know, it's that unshakable sense of responsibility that makes me wanna just rip those little rubber things, and burn 'em in a fire.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Crowening’ Quotes
Quote from David
Patrick: I have to say, David, I'm a little shocked that you agreed to do this. I know how fearful you are of heights.
David: Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me sound like some Dickensian orphan with a chronic illness. It's more an aversion.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Nothing is a sure thing. Which is why you should look at every opportunity as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.
Blair: I would hardly call this an opportunity!
Moira: I-I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.
Blair: Okay, what's your point?
Moira: We were number one. Every project has potential. If you allow yourself to see it, and give it the respect it deserves, others just may follow suit.
Blair: Yeah, I really wouldn't know where to start with this one.
Moira: Hmm. Well, here are my revisions. If you care to discuss them, I'll be running lines in the nest.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose, the special is cream of mushroom soup. We don't actually have to-go containers for that, so I've just double-bagged it. Would you like a spoon or a straw?