Johnny Quote #215
Quote from Johnny in The Crowening
Johnny: Kids! Your mother's on the phone, and it's her first day on set, so let's all make sure we keep her spirits high, okay? Alexis, come on.
Stevie: Mr. Rose, I think you should answer it.
Johnny: Yeah, she's over there all by herself, so it's gotta be stressful, right? I mean, the jet lag, and-
David: Oh, my God, answer the phone!
Johnny: That's why- That's why-
Alexis: Answer the phone, please!
Johnny: Put her on speaker, how do you put her on speaker?
Alexis: Arghhh!
Johnny: Speaker, speaker.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Crowening’ Quotes
Quote from David
Patrick: I have to say, David, I'm a little shocked that you agreed to do this. I know how fearful you are of heights.
David: Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me sound like some Dickensian orphan with a chronic illness. It's more an aversion.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Nothing is a sure thing. Which is why you should look at every opportunity as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.
Blair: I would hardly call this an opportunity!
Moira: I-I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.
Blair: Okay, what's your point?
Moira: We were number one. Every project has potential. If you allow yourself to see it, and give it the respect it deserves, others just may follow suit.
Blair: Yeah, I really wouldn't know where to start with this one.
Moira: Hmm. Well, here are my revisions. If you care to discuss them, I'll be running lines in the nest.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose, the special is cream of mushroom soup. We don't actually have to-go containers for that, so I've just double-bagged it. Would you like a spoon or a straw?