Alexis Quote #307
Quote from Alexis in The Rollout
Alexis: Okay. So as you know, Singles Week has been taking up a lot of my time, um, because this could be like, a big step forward in my career, and generally speaking, this is like a very cute look for me.
Ted: Okay.
Alexis: Okay not finished yet. The problem is, I've been having um, a hard time focusing on this exciting career opportunity because my mind has been elsewhere.
Ted: Oh, I just assumed that's how you always work.
Alexis: Thank you, Ted, but this is different. I love you. I'm in love with you. And, I know I really don't have any right to say that to you. And also, I know you're in a relationship, um, and I'm happy for you, I really am, I just feel like if I didn't tell you how I felt, I would literally go insane. You're the sweetest man I've ever known. And that's it.
Ted: Wow, I didn't I don't know what to say.
Alexis: You don't have to say anything. Um, but maybe I could take a puppy home for the night.
Ted: You know I can't let you do that.
Alexis: Yeah, no. That's no problem. Um, I was just thinking if there was like, a particularly runty one, like Cindy, or like, no, no. That's okay.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Rollout’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Judge: Juror 75, you were asked if you had any personal conflicts that might affect your judgments of this case.
Moira: I don't know these people. I don't know these people. The fact that my own world was ripped out from under me, by someone like this prick of a prestidigitator? I should think would help the court in the quest to make a fair judgment. [crowd murmurs] May I approach the bench, please?
Judge: No, you may not. The Court thanks and excuses Prospective Juror 75.
Quote from Moira
Lawyer: Ma'am, can you assure my client and the Court, that you would, to the best of your ability, uphold the law if selected for jury duty?
Moira: Affirmative. Mmm-hmm.
Lawyer: Do you have any life experiences similar to the facts of this case, that might affect your judgment?
Moira: Well, there was that summer that Jimmy Smits stole my heart on stage in a workshop-only production of "An Officer and a Gentleman". I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement?
Lawyer: So your answer is no.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [talking to dogs] Just be outgoing, be open, and show them your best self. And don't worry, I'll be vetting everyone in advance.
Alexis: Hi.
Ted: Hi. How long have you been standing there?
Alexis: Um, long enough.
Ted: Yeah, I was just giving them a little "pup talk".