David Quote #338

Quote from David in Baby Sprinkle

Jocelyn: Yeah, well, if only there was someone like you who could help me organize this.
David: Very kind of you to say.
Jocelyn: Yeah, I mean, somebody like you, or you. Who would just help me organize this, before I snap!
David: Well, I'm sure I could help you out.
Jocelyn: David! Oh my goodness! Are you sure? I don't want you to feel like you have to do this.
David: Are you sure about that?

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 ‘Baby Sprinkle’ Quotes

Quote from David

David: Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy. Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy. Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that's where we come in. We're each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy's mouth. Now unfortunately, these are breath mints, we couldn't afford actual benzo's, but the person that does get the most tranqs into mommy's mouth, will walk away with whatever's left of the soft cheese station.

Quote from Moira

Ricki: Often times in these situations, I ask a participant to go within, and to reflect why she might be having trouble connecting.
Moira: Connecting is my livelihood. No, it's these discount locks. I've tried every other one. [The single man from earlier waves to Moira] Ooh! You know what, John? You're right, we should go. Jocelyn has that bébé thing. Rene, pleasure as always.

Quote from David

Patrick: What's goin' on?
David: Well, um, Jocelyn came in here this morning looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet. Poor thing is planning her own baby shower, so I volunteered to help.