Alexis Quote #293

Quote from Alexis in The Olive Branch

Johnny: And, there she is! Hot off the presses!
Alexis: Alexis Rose.
David: Why is there a line through it?
Johnny: Oh, toner must be low.
Moira: This certificate reminds me of the one you were awarded for getting your braces off. Now that was a grand day.
David: Yes, except my orthodontist had a slightly better printer.
Alexis: I'm sorry, did David spend four months earning a degree?
Moira: Alexis, we're equally proud of you, dear.

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 ‘The Olive Branch’ Quotes

Quote from Moira

Moira: After a glut of unasinous ideas put forth today, the room is suddenly bombilating with anticipation. Can we feel that? It's almost as though we're building towards some sort of inevitable climax.

Quote from Moira

Moira: We landed on a one-of-a-kind event to celebrate and congregate those who happen to be unattached, uh, in the hopes of facilitating interpersonal connections.
Alexis: Sorry, so like a singles event, then?
Moira: That word is now considered derogatory. I believe they prefer to be called independents.
Alexis: So you stole my idea, took it to Council, and claimed it as your own?
Moira: Alexis, now is not the time for pettifogging!

Quote from Moira

Alexis: Excuse me, this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm single. The singles market is very lucrative. Did you know, that there's a small town in Ireland that hosts a singles week every year, and it's become so popular, that they're able to subsidize their entirely yearly budget, just on profits?
Moira: It's a valiant first effort, Alexis, it is. But darling, do keep those wheels turning! As the Irish like to say, [Irish accent] it's a cinch to mash the Murphy where there's love.