Alexis Quote #283
Quote from Alexis in The Jazzaguy
David: What's "bumpkin"?
Alexis: What? Nothing. Gimme that.
David: Oh, my God, is this a dating app?
Alexis: It's an online social hub for rural singles, if you must know, David. I signed Twyla up.
David: Well, why does it say Alexis you have a new match?
Alexis: Research. I was testing the water for her, David. Poor thing's clueless.
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Quote from Alexis
Miguel: Um, how did you get so good at this?
Alexis: Hm, you learn pretty quickly when you're in a Ugandan diamond smuggler's villa playing for your friend's freedom.
Miguel: Right, right. Wait, what?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Ted can't know about this, David. Miguel's the only other vet in town, and they have this like dumb rivalry.
David: When has that ever stopped you? I remember that summer you dated all 3 Hanson brothers.
Alexis: This is different. I no longer need backstage passes to the Teen Choice Awards.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Oh, Moira, I completely forgot about lunch. And I just gave Stevie the day off.
Moira: How many days off is Stevie allowed to request?
Johnny: Well, she'd worked 14 straight days, so...
Moira: It's starting to remind me of Rose Video, when your work consumed you, and I would miss you so. Except now I don't have the jet and the free DVDs to distract me.