Roland Quote #144
Quote from Roland in The Barbecue
Roland: Oh, Jocelyn and I have another one of those birthing rehearsals we gotta go to.
Johnny: I just bought $100 worth of sliders.
Roland: Geez, Johnny, thanks for rubbing it in when you know I can't come.
Johnny: You can't come? You didn't say you can't come! You were bragging about being a grill master.
Jocelyn: He really is. Did you tell him about the aprons?
Johnny: Yes he did! And I was counting on him to do the grilling!
Roland: You know Johnny, maybe you should consider calling off the barbecue.
Johnny: Well, I'm not calling it off! I just have to figure this thing out.
Roland: Right, cut to [explosion sound].
Johnny: Well, we're not cutting to [explosion sound].
Roland: Cut to, I've ruined my sliders! [laughs] Cut to, how does this thing work? [laughs]
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Rachel: I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but that's like the oldest trick in the book. Texting a bunch of letters and saying your phone was unlocked in your purse.
Alexis: Right? I used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark whenever I wanted a booty call. Poor thing would be like buzzing my apartment before I even pressed send.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Come on, Johnny, you're talking to a grill master. Do you know that I've been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills? Let's see, I've got "License to Grill", I've got "Working Grill", oh and I have "Grills Just Wanna Have Fun".
Quote from Patrick
Patrick: I didn't want it to affect what we have. Okay? And I mean it when I tell you that you have nothing to worry about. 'Cause no matter how hard I tried with her, it just never felt right. And up until recently, I didn't understand why. David, I've spent most of my life not knowing what right was supposed to feel like, and then I met you. And everything changed. You make me feel right, David.
David: That is quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard anyone say. Um, outside of the "Downton Christmas Special".
Patrick: It's the truth.