David Quote #317
Quote from David in The Barbecue
Johnny: Well, this calls for a celebration. Now, Roland just found a barbecue in the shed, so, I say you invite Patrick over, we fire it up, and have a good old fashioned Rose family barbecue.
Alexis: Yes, David.
Stevie: I mean, we already have dessert. I mean, this would feed at least 10 people.
David: Okay, first of all, no one's sharing the cookie. And second of all, Patrick is not being invited to a barbecue.
Alexis: Is he pulling back?
David: No!
Alexis: Has he asked you about an open relationship?
David: Not yet. Anyway, everything is fine, which is why I would rather not subject him to eating charred meat with this group of carnies.
Stevie: Carnies are people too.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Barbecue’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Rachel: I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but that's like the oldest trick in the book. Texting a bunch of letters and saying your phone was unlocked in your purse.
Alexis: Right? I used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark whenever I wanted a booty call. Poor thing would be like buzzing my apartment before I even pressed send.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Come on, Johnny, you're talking to a grill master. Do you know that I've been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills? Let's see, I've got "License to Grill", I've got "Working Grill", oh and I have "Grills Just Wanna Have Fun".
Quote from Patrick
Patrick: I didn't want it to affect what we have. Okay? And I mean it when I tell you that you have nothing to worry about. 'Cause no matter how hard I tried with her, it just never felt right. And up until recently, I didn't understand why. David, I've spent most of my life not knowing what right was supposed to feel like, and then I met you. And everything changed. You make me feel right, David.
David: That is quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard anyone say. Um, outside of the "Downton Christmas Special".
Patrick: It's the truth.