Patrick Quote #31
Quote from Patrick in Pregnancy Test
Patrick: Sorry, I've just gotta go through that one more time. So you dated Jake and then Stevie dated Jake.
David: Mhmm mhmm.
Patrick: And at one point, you all...
David: No, see, that's where you're wrong. We almost all, but I said no.
Patrick: Ah.
David: Because Stevie and I agreed that that would be a bad idea, but it appears that I'm the only one that held up my end of that agreement.
Patrick: And you're upset about this because you still...
David: No, I'm not upset. I- I don't want any of that. No, It's a principle thing. And we are getting sidetracked right now. Okay? So who is feeling sexy?
Patrick: Getting there for sure. I just- You know, I knew you had a rich dating history, David, I just didn't expect to be graced by the presence of two of your exes tonight.
David: Yeah, funny thing, neither did I.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.