Jocelyn Quote #38
Quote from Jocelyn in Pregnancy Test
Jocelyn: So, Roland, you might have noticed that I've been on a real Dorito casserole kick lately, and there's a reason for that.
Roland: Besides wanting to keep me as your husband? [laughs uproariously] Am I right, Johnny?
Johnny: Oh, I need to be a part of this.
Jocelyn: The last time I made that casserole was when I was pregnant with Mutt. And I've really been craving that casserole again.
Roland: Yeah. Well, that's understandable, honey, I mean, it's a terrific casserole.
Johnny: I'd kill for a casserole right now.
Jocelyn: Rollie, how are you not getting this?
Twyla: Have we decided?
Jocelyn: I'm pregnant!
Moira: [gasps]
Jocelyn: We're having a baby.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.