Stevie Quote #107
Quote from Stevie in Pregnancy Test
David: Um, so you and "pony," what do you have planned for tonight?
Jake: Well, it's date night, so we thought maybe we'd spend it in the woods.
David: Yeah, just galloping around the woods, huh? Yeah, with your "pony." Not at a spa. So... I take it you two are still...
Stevie: Seeing each other, yes. As it turns out we are.
Jake: After we all broke up, Stevie came over to end things officially, and it just didn't stick, so.
David: Yeah. Yeah. No, it didn't stick, did it.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.