Alexis Quote #248
Quote from Alexis in Pregnancy Test
Alexis: I am what this brochure calls a prospective student.
Gary: Cool, so you're not enrolled yet?
Alexis: No, I am enrolled, um, prospectively. I was wondering if there's like, a campus tour, or something?
Gary: Wow... Well, it wouldn't be much of a tour, but yeah, I guess I could walk you back up the hall, if you want.
Alexis: Okay, it's just that this brochure is like, a little bit confusing.
Gary: Yeah, we couldn't afford in house photography, so we just used stock images. See? Watermark there. [laughs] This is actually a still from "Dead Poets Society."
Alexis: I feel like that's false advertising, especially considering what I am paying for these courses.
Gary: Yeah, but you get free coffee and doughnuts. Oh, and like, um, an agenda. Yeah, it's off by a day. So I wouldn't use it.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.