Patrick Quote #28
Quote from Patrick in Pregnancy Test
Stevie: Ding, ding!
David: [clears throat] Hi. We're actually closed today.
Stevie: It's one o'clock on a Friday.
David: Okay, is there something I can help you with?
Stevie: Do you give all your customers this kind of VIP treatment?
David: Actually, I do, and I would love to keep chatting, it's just that Patrick and I were working on fixing a, uh, a light bulb in the back, so we oh, hey.
Patrick: Hey, Stevie.
Stevie: Hi.
Patrick: David and I were just in the back doing some inventory.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.