Ted Quote #37

Quote from Ted in Grad Night

Alexis: What are you doing here?
Ted: It's your graduation. What do you think I'm doing here? I was just taking pictures.
Alexis: I just quit, I thought you wouldn't wanna come.
Ted: Let's try to find another word for 'quit.' You know, it kinda implies poor management.

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 ‘Grad Night’ Quotes

Quote from Moira

Moira: We're all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors.

Quote from Patrick

David: This is the first gift I haven't bought myself in a very long time. So, thank you.
Patrick: You're gonna be so underwhelmed when you open it. Trust me. It's not- See. It's nothing.
Stevie: What is it?
Patrick: Uh, it's just the, um, receipt from our first sale at the store.
David: Um, this is not nothing. So, thank you.

Quote from Stevie

Johnny: Look, we are sold out. I just booked the last room.
Stevie: Are you sure you didn't put the same reservation in twice? Because you've done that before.
Johnny: No. Booked. We can now fire up the 'no' in the 'no vacancy' sign.
Stevie: Oh, yeah, that burnt out years ago. Sadly it hasn't been an issue, but maybe we could use the 'no' from the 'no refunds' sign.