Stevie Quote #101
Quote from Stevie in Grad Night
Stevie: Is this okay?
David: Yeah. Why?
Stevie: Because he bought you a present. It's very nicely wrapped. So I think I'm crashing a date.
David: Oh, no. No, no.
Stevie: He thinks you guys were here, one-on-one. He brought you a present. I didn't even get you a present.
David: No, I noticed that.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Grad Night’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: We're all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors.
Quote from Patrick
David: This is the first gift I haven't bought myself in a very long time. So, thank you.
Patrick: You're gonna be so underwhelmed when you open it. Trust me. It's not- See. It's nothing.
Stevie: What is it?
Patrick: Uh, it's just the, um, receipt from our first sale at the store.
David: Um, this is not nothing. So, thank you.
Quote from Stevie
Johnny: Look, we are sold out. I just booked the last room.
Stevie: Are you sure you didn't put the same reservation in twice? Because you've done that before.
Johnny: No. Booked. We can now fire up the 'no' in the 'no vacancy' sign.
Stevie: Oh, yeah, that burnt out years ago. Sadly it hasn't been an issue, but maybe we could use the 'no' from the 'no refunds' sign.