Alexis Quote #234
Quote from Alexis in Grad Night
Alexis: Well, I'm saying I didn't realize that there was a huge pile of way more qualified people just like waiting to be hired.
Ted: Yeah. But you're learning.
Alexis: I know, but I'm taking someone's desk here. Like someone who actually wants to touch animals a lot. Like... Maybe there's a job out there that I'm better suited for. And some other, like, gorgeous, slightly under qualified girl is sitting at my desk asking herself the same question.
Ted: Okay.
Alexis: I'm just realizing that wanting to come in and laugh at your animal puns isn't enough when there is like people here.
Ted: Those were genuine laughs?
Alexis: Sometimes, yeah.
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