Alexis Quote #210
Quote from Alexis in Sebastien Raine
Ted: What is this?
Alexis: Um, nothing. It just says that I work here.
Ted: Uh-huh. This is for volunteer hours. But you don't volunteer here. You work here.
Alexis: But, I volunteer to work here.
Ted: Because it's your job.
Alexis: Okay but, I need these hours to graduate so...
Ted: So looks like you're gonna have to find somewhere to volunteer.
Alexis: Okay. It's just, I thought my community service hours would apply but they don't count because their court-ordered. So...
Ted: Yeah, I think the whole point of volunteering is to give something back, right?
Alexis: Okay. Sure. But whatever I give back has to happen within two weeks.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Sebastien Raine’ Quotes
Quote from David
Alexis: Remember when he dumped you? And you ate all those mall pretzels, and watched "Bridget Jones's Diary" every day for a year.
David: It wasn't a whole year, and I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.
Quote from David
David: I think he's coming. So could you please go to the window and check for me?
Stevie: Who's he?
David: Uh, Sebastien Raine. He's most likely wearing a very expensive sweater, that doesn't look very expensive.
Stevie: Is he like, really-
David: Really handsome in a homeless-y way sort of way? Yes.
Quote from Roland
Bob: I'll go see if Gwen's has any more of these bacon-wrapped scallops.
Roland: Yeah, I guess it's another trip to Bob's laundromat, right? You know, because he keeps taking us to the cleaners.
Ronnie: Yeah, we get it, Roland.