Johnny Quote #125
Quote from Johnny in Driving Test
Johnny: Okay kids, give it a spin.
Alexis: [clears throat] You changed it so that the hot water comes out of the cold water tap? No, I fixed the drip.
Johnny: Now, turn it off.
Moira: What are we all looking at?
David: Um, Dad messed up our tap.
Johnny: No, I fixed the drip. Turn it off, honey.
Alexis: It's getting hotter.
David: Okay, well, turn it the other way, then.
Johnny: Turn it off!
Alexis: Ow! Ow! It's burning my hand now!
Moira: I see steam, John.
David: Okay, well, how do you turn it off?
Johnny: It's a tap, just turn it off!
Alexis: I turned it off!
Johnny: Good! Good! See? No drip.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Driving Test’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries. And I have my "F" Class.
David: Isn't that for transport trucks?!
Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it's not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.
David: Okay, I don't have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver's license!
Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!
Quote from Alexis
David: Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation before I fail this test.
Alexis: Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now. This honestly does not matter. Nobody cares.
David: Uh, people care. I care, the driving examiner person cares.
Alexis: No, he doesn't. Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you.
David: What does that mean?
Alexis: You always over think everything, and that's why you fail all the time.
Quote from Stevie
David: The upside is that you are your own boss now.
Stevie: Or I'm the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee.