Moira Quote #310
Quote from Moira in Driving Test
Moira: Well, it sounds to me like we may not even need those funds from Council.
Johnny: Oh, no, no, we need the funds, that's for sure, but I'm just saying, if she took some of my suggestions-
Moira: Stop! I want to remember this moment.
Johnny: What moment?
Moira: I haven't seen you this excited in a very long time.
Johnny: No, I'm just thinking of Stevie, and listen, how much money do you think we can get from council?
Moira: Well, now I'm wondering if that money might not just complicate things. Look how much you've achieved with your back to the wall. Necessity drives invention, and far be it from me to rob you of your necessity!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Driving Test’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries. And I have my "F" Class.
David: Isn't that for transport trucks?!
Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it's not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.
David: Okay, I don't have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver's license!
Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!
Quote from Alexis
David: Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation before I fail this test.
Alexis: Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now. This honestly does not matter. Nobody cares.
David: Uh, people care. I care, the driving examiner person cares.
Alexis: No, he doesn't. Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you.
David: What does that mean?
Alexis: You always over think everything, and that's why you fail all the time.
Quote from Stevie
David: The upside is that you are your own boss now.
Stevie: Or I'm the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee.