David Quote #220
Quote from David in Driving Test
David: Um, can I ask you a question?
Gary: Uh yep, failure to signal will be counted.
David: Um, how old are you?
Gary: Twenty-eight.
David: Mhmm, and is this like, what you would like to do for a career?
Gary: Well, I uh, I DJ on the weekends. Why?
David: So you don't really care about this. Like, about me, in the car. I mean, you care in the sense that it's your job, but you don't- You don't care about this, do you?
Gary: I've done like, eight of these today. Is that a problem?
David: No.
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‘Driving Test’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries. And I have my "F" Class.
David: Isn't that for transport trucks?!
Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it's not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.
David: Okay, I don't have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver's license!
Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!
Quote from Alexis
David: Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation before I fail this test.
Alexis: Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now. This honestly does not matter. Nobody cares.
David: Uh, people care. I care, the driving examiner person cares.
Alexis: No, he doesn't. Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you.
David: What does that mean?
Alexis: You always over think everything, and that's why you fail all the time.
Quote from Stevie
David: The upside is that you are your own boss now.
Stevie: Or I'm the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee.