Moira Quote #309
Quote from Moira in Driving Test
Moira: I was thinking of another worthy landmark, the motel.
Ronnie: Oh, that sounds like more of a personal issue.
Moira: Oh, it's very personal, for Stevie. The poor thing is a wreck. Inheriting the motel, feeling lost and alone.
She even threatened to sell the place! A pitiable creature, that's what she is. John and I, we both threw our arms around her, figuratively speaking, and we said, the people of this town, and Council in particular, will not let this business go under, Stevie. For your sake, Stevie!
Ronnie: I thought you were against giving town funds to heritage projects.
Roland: Yeah, when we wanted to restore the war memorial, you said we should avoid taking sides.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Driving Test’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries. And I have my "F" Class.
David: Isn't that for transport trucks?!
Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it's not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.
David: Okay, I don't have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver's license!
Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!
Quote from Alexis
David: Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation before I fail this test.
Alexis: Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now. This honestly does not matter. Nobody cares.
David: Uh, people care. I care, the driving examiner person cares.
Alexis: No, he doesn't. Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you.
David: What does that mean?
Alexis: You always over think everything, and that's why you fail all the time.
Quote from Stevie
David: The upside is that you are your own boss now.
Stevie: Or I'm the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee.