Alexis Quote #180
Quote from Alexis in Driving Test
David: Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation before I fail this test.
Alexis: Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now. This honestly does not matter. Nobody cares.
David: Uh, people care. I care, the driving examiner person cares.
Alexis: No, he doesn't. Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you.
David: What does that mean?
Alexis: You always over think everything, and that's why you fail all the time.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Driving Test’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries. And I have my "F" Class.
David: Isn't that for transport trucks?!
Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it's not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.
David: Okay, I don't have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver's license!
Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!
Quote from Stevie
David: The upside is that you are your own boss now.
Stevie: Or I'm the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee.
Quote from Alexis
David: Okay, just because everything falls in your lap, doesn't mean it falls in everyone else's.
Alexis: What does?!
David: What?
Alexis: What falls in my lap?
David: Stuff! Things. Opportunities.
Alexis: Things don't fall in my lap!
David: Okay, I'm just saying, that you've always just gotten stuff, without realizing that other people don't skate through life the same way you do.
Alexis: I don't skate through life, David, I walk through life. In really nice shoes.