Twyla Quote #31
Quote from Twyla in The Throuple
Male Customer: Well, what's this, then?
Twyla: That's just a soup and a sandwich.
Male Customer: But there is a deal, right?
Twyla: No.
Male Customer: You said it was a combo.
Johnny: No, no, I said it was like an evolution of a combo.
Female Customer #2: But there's no deal?!
Twyla: Well, there is a deal on the combo, which is a cup of soup, and a half a sandwich.
Male Customer: So what's this gonna cost me?
Johnny: Well, I-I think we can uh, charge you for two, uh, half combos.
Twyla: There is no half combo! It's just a cup of soup, and a half a sandwich!
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Quote from Moira
Moira: I never meant for you to think that I didn't wanna spend any time with you. Well I hope it's not too late to make up for lost time.
Alexis: Okay. What is your favourite season?
Moira: [inhales sharply] Awards.
Quote from Moira
David: Alexis seems to think you like me more.
Moira: Alexis, don't be ridiculous! This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.
Alexis: I was sitting right here, and you chose to eat lunch alone.
Moira: That is simply not true! I didn't see you. At first. Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden if you would have lunch with me. Today.
Alexis: No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't actually...
Moira: You'll meet me at the cafe for their one o'clock sitting.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch with David.
Moira: Oh, Alexis, please. I wasn't even sure you'd show up.
Alexis: [scoffs] Why wouldn't I show up?
Moira: You've never wanted to spend time alone with me. There, I said it.
Alexis: You never asked.
Moira: Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us?
Alexis: That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old!
Moira: You could've used the spittoon. That's what the other children did.