David Quote #183
Quote from David in Lawn Signs
Alexis: Maybe we could do manicures.
David: I could a manicure. The three of us should go.
Alexis: Yes!
Moira: Long overdue.
Alexis: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Johnny: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Just 'cause I do my own nails doesn't mean, you know, I wouldn't go-
David: 'Kay, they're just expensive and you wouldn't really appreciate them.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.