Alexis Quote #154
Quote from Alexis in Lawn Signs
Lisa Chung: This should cover the cost of the signs, business cards-
Alexis: About the cheque.
David: [clears throat] We had some questions about the amount.
Lisa Chung: Well, you shouldn't. $10,000 is the amount we agreed upon.
David: Well, that may be, but some things have changed on our side, and we want to discuss the-
Wendy: I think it's fine, David.
Alexis: From a legal standpoint, there are lots of costs to consider. There are the signs and the business cards-
Lisa Chung: I just mentioned those.
Alexis: Objection sustained.
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‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.